I HAVE THE WORST FRIENDS EVER

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

[11:52] OkNotOk911: and tell him he has to buy that spray to put on each one, and that we may need to reprint them better with better scans

[11:58] carfbfar: he said he wants a cup of sour cream and one sliver of a grinded lemon

[11:58] OkNotOk911: tell him i will give him 4 dolalrs and he can go get all of that stuff, i dont know what type of lemons he enjoys

[11:59] carfbfar: green lemons
[11:59] carfbfar: that are not limes

[12:00] OkNotOk911: florida, california, or the middle east?
[12:00] carfbfar: russia

[12:02] OkNotOk911: from a scandinavian princess with short skirt and long legs, covered in fishnets, colored of the national flag, .. hands me a beautiful green lemon, that of which i have never seen before, which of which i will never witness again.. forever...

[12:03] carfbfar: she will be war torn swede, emigrated to that country from the age of 5 and 3 quarters.....she will meet you in the village square at 11.43 and 2 seconds. if your late, she will be forced to eat that lemon for she can only eat spinach every other tuesday on a full moon.

[12:04] carfbfar: her lively hood is selling those rare and secretive lemons
[12:04] carfbfar: and if they dont leave her hands at exactly that moment, they will spoil and stain her hands red
[12:05] carfbfar: for she carries a deep sin that even her physical presence is not acutely aware of

[12:06] OkNotOk911: but that green and red mixture, will produce something that a color wheel has never seen before. .. . .. the blood, the sweat, the tears, of an entire earth who knew mothing of her before this day.. this moment... will now know her name..... BLOOD RED is what they called here.. some called her BLOOD ORANGE but the green wasnt effective enough, not eve na little bit....

[12:12] carfbfar: she wanders aminlessly thru the square after someone has failed to come, the blood green orange red on her hands and the stain from the devoured orange on his lips, glistening in the spring sun. past carts of dull brown cloth and baskets of wicker woven shoes. she searches for a child with brown and white hair, approx. 849 cm tall, with gray green eyes.

[12:16] carfbfar: she secretly sticks straw down the back of his shirt. and is taken back to a time when she could taste the cripsy scales of a fish in her seaside home.

[12:19] OkNotOk911: the seaside was frozen in this new day. she realized that she would never see it again........... this mad world has only seen the beginning of Blood Red. . . the new world order was in out immediate future. she was the immortal, she was the thing we dreamed of, what movies were about, the perfect, the fishnets.....

[12:25] OkNotOk911: whew....

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