Octubre 2k5. it was the best of times, it was the worst of time ... this is when my hate for dave was hitting a middle-high alert stage.

[12:04] Foregone Damone: so, what news?
[12:04] Foregone Damone: anything exciting happening in your life
[12:04] Foregone Damone: ?
[12:05] OkNotOk911: yes, my name has chaged to Mantis
[12:05] Foregone Damone: ha ha ha - and why is that?
[12:06] OkNotOk911: bvecasue thats my fathers name
[12:06] Foregone Damone: Mantis>
[12:06] Foregone Damone: ?
[12:06] Foregone Damone: really?
[12:06] Foregone Damone: so you actually "changed" your name officially?
[12:06] OkNotOk911: yes really . his name was Mantis Wu Jr. the third
[12:07] Foregone Damone: nice
[12:07] Foregone Damone: very original
[12:08] OkNotOk911: he was a jamaican from beijing, wife named flipple
[12:08] Foregone Damone: wow
[12:08] OkNotOk911: she taught monkeys how to dance the classics
[12:08] Foregone Damone: lol - nice
[12:09] OkNotOk911: mantis jr fought mongolians with his bare teeth
[12:09] Foregone Damone: ha ha ha ha ha
[12:10] Foregone Damone: did he fly on fireflies and use mosquitos as darts to paralyse his victims?
[12:10] OkNotOk911: you laugh now, his teeth can here you from beyond the great wall
[12:10] Foregone Damone: ha ha ha ha ha ha
[12:11] Foregone Damone: you are an idiot!
[12:11] OkNotOk911: no not me
[12:11] OkNotOk911: you are
[12:13] Foregone Damone: sure - whatever keeps your father's mangolian fighting teeth away from me
[12:14] OkNotOk911: dont forget about mothers brass-foot-kncles
[12:14] Foregone Damone: right! will be sure to remember always
[12:14] OkNotOk911: knucles
[12:15] Foregone Damone: knucles
[12:15] OkNotOk911: knuckles
[12:15] Foregone Damone: yes

10 minutes collapse into the space-mantis continuum!

[12:26] OkNotOk911: army of darkenss is now the army or mantis
[12:27] Foregone Damone: lol - and debbie does dallas is now debbie does mantis...?!?!?
[12:27] OkNotOk911: youre catching on my padawan learner
[12:28] Foregone Damone: padawan?! where did you learn that word?
[12:32] OkNotOk911: uhhhghhh
[12:32] OkNotOk911: star wars dammit
[12:32] OkNotOk911: fuckin wookie
[12:32] Foregone Damone: hmmm - it's an indian word as well
[12:32] OkNotOk911: for what
[12:33] OkNotOk911: you know i dont know shit about your anglo-indian-american culture
[12:33] OkNotOk911: too confusing for my mantis brain indeed
[12:33] Foregone Damone: forgot the actualy meaning - something to do with like a small kid or something
[12:33] Foregone Damone: ha ha ha - yeah, i noticed that
[12:33] OkNotOk911: well maybe lucas stole it from the indians
[12:34] Foregone Damone: maybe he did