so its the end of monday... apple called me today and wanted me to relocate to California to be a digital imaging software engineer, i told them to fuck off, twice!!!! that would be a whole new bunch of friends that I would end up hating with all of my heart, and I dont know if I have enough filth inside of me to take it. Ill stay on the east coast thank you....home of all of the shit weather and all these fuckingdave's...what a boring ass name anyhow....


who needs silicon valley when you can grab a pair on your man's anyday,... thats right brad..... all you dear!

-striving for perfect hair and unemployed status! -kg