He goes by the name of Darth Vader, I call him Darth, got dammit! First Name Basis Bitches!!!!!

-YYYYEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

so its the end of monday... apple called me today and wanted me to relocate to California to be a digital imaging software engineer, i told them to fuck off, twice!!!! that would be a whole new bunch of friends that I would end up hating with all of my heart, and I dont know if I have enough filth inside of me to take it. Ill stay on the east coast thank you....home of all of the shit weather and all these fuckingdave's...what a boring ass name anyhow....

who needs silicon valley when you can grab a pair on your man's anyday,... thats right brad..... all you dear!

-striving for perfect hair and unemployed status! -kg

No artistic expression is a waste of time, really...

-p b

I have the worst friends ever. every single one of them lets me down and my ahtred for all of them grows every second of everyday. there is so much hatred inside my body that i often implode, then i have to goto the bathroom, or myspace.... and continue my filthy hating. Dave is the worst, he loves shitty movies and I think he still listens to KORN too, how could anyone find that redeeming as a quality. Bradley Glenn Cohen is a piece of poo as well, i cant call him the jobless wonder anymore, because he has a job.....wait, i think his job is actualyl better than mine, so hatred can resume. Brad, if you are out there, Im going to see you tonight in a bar and Im going to fucking take your beer and hit the bottle over your fucking face with the beer still inside, so all of our friends think that i am crazy, when in actuality, i am not crazy. Glenn teabagged me, not brad, but my other friend with the glenn in his name, I am going to walk down the street to his house and eat his baby, and steal his dinner...not the babies dinner, Glenn's dinner. and then I'll bite his head off.

more to come, stay tuned! this is only the first day of this

Octubre 2k5. it was the best of times, it was the worst of time ... this is when my hate for dave was hitting a middle-high alert stage.

[12:04] Foregone Damone: so, what news?
[12:04] Foregone Damone: anything exciting happening in your life
[12:04] Foregone Damone: ?
[12:05] OkNotOk911: yes, my name has chaged to Mantis
[12:05] Foregone Damone: ha ha ha - and why is that?
[12:06] OkNotOk911: bvecasue thats my fathers name
[12:06] Foregone Damone: Mantis>
[12:06] Foregone Damone: ?
[12:06] Foregone Damone: really?
[12:06] Foregone Damone: so you actually "changed" your name officially?
[12:06] OkNotOk911: yes really . his name was Mantis Wu Jr. the third
[12:07] Foregone Damone: nice
[12:07] Foregone Damone: very original
[12:08] OkNotOk911: he was a jamaican from beijing, wife named flipple
[12:08] Foregone Damone: wow
[12:08] OkNotOk911: she taught monkeys how to dance the classics
[12:08] Foregone Damone: lol - nice
[12:09] OkNotOk911: mantis jr fought mongolians with his bare teeth
[12:09] Foregone Damone: ha ha ha ha ha
[12:10] Foregone Damone: did he fly on fireflies and use mosquitos as darts to paralyse his victims?
[12:10] OkNotOk911: you laugh now, his teeth can here you from beyond the great wall
[12:10] Foregone Damone: ha ha ha ha ha ha
[12:11] Foregone Damone: you are an idiot!
[12:11] OkNotOk911: no not me
[12:11] OkNotOk911: you are
[12:13] Foregone Damone: sure - whatever keeps your father's mangolian fighting teeth away from me
[12:14] OkNotOk911: dont forget about mothers brass-foot-kncles
[12:14] Foregone Damone: right! will be sure to remember always
[12:14] OkNotOk911: knucles
[12:15] Foregone Damone: knucles
[12:15] OkNotOk911: knuckles
[12:15] Foregone Damone: yes

10 minutes collapse into the space-mantis continuum!

[12:26] OkNotOk911: army of darkenss is now the army or mantis
[12:27] Foregone Damone: lol - and debbie does dallas is now debbie does mantis...?!?!?
[12:27] OkNotOk911: youre catching on my padawan learner
[12:28] Foregone Damone: padawan?! where did you learn that word?
[12:32] OkNotOk911: uhhhghhh
[12:32] OkNotOk911: star wars dammit
[12:32] OkNotOk911: fuckin wookie
[12:32] Foregone Damone: hmmm - it's an indian word as well
[12:32] OkNotOk911: for what
[12:33] OkNotOk911: you know i dont know shit about your anglo-indian-american culture
[12:33] OkNotOk911: too confusing for my mantis brain indeed
[12:33] Foregone Damone: forgot the actualy meaning - something to do with like a small kid or something
[12:33] Foregone Damone: ha ha ha - yeah, i noticed that
[12:33] OkNotOk911: well maybe lucas stole it from the indians
[12:34] Foregone Damone: maybe he did

I hate dave. org .com .fucking kill

I HAVE THE WORST FRIENDS EVER

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