carfbfar: haha
dude, funniest thing i overheard this morning
girl on cell phone: "yeah mom, it was a HUGE black man...uh huh...yeah i know
...! who washes the floor with a sponge anyway?!"

LADIES AND GENTS, this last message took 30 minutes to complete, theres only like 15 lines.. how sad!

[11:07] carfbfar: i believe in dinosasurs
[11:07] carfbfar: i believe in them more than i do in god and jesus
[11:07] OkNotOk911: .... well, that makes sense actually
[11:10] carfbfar: but i worship at the knees of bread and sushi men
[11:12] carfbfar: if we could kidnap and man who could live in our apt and make us sushi all day long, i might never ever leave
[11:24] OkNotOk911: you would have to make enough money so that he could stay and you could sublet your salary to him
[11:28] carfbfar: im not paying him
[11:28] carfbfar: hes kidnapped
[11:28] carfbfar: hell do it for the love of it
[11:29] carfbfar: and because if he doesnt ill let my cat use his face as a scratching post
[11:29] carfbfar: maybe hell even do it for the taste
[11:46] OkNotOk911: lol wow
[11:46] OkNotOk911: another blog worthy comment by carin
[11:47] carfbfar: haha
[11:47] carfbfar: yay
[11:47] carfbfar: my new goal is to get into your blog more often

TODAY IS Thursday, Carfbfar is Carin, my new roomie just so you know!

carfbfar: i remember tons of public pool times when some punk would take a dump in the pool somewhere and then they would have to close the whole thing down for like, 2 hours to clean it
carfbfar: it was awful
OkNotOk911: lmao
OkNotOk911: eww
carfbfar: i would have like, just gotten there and would have to suffer thru the 10 mins it took to apply sun screen tot my pale as the moon skin, and then id be all ready to go plunge in and theyd be like sorry sport, pool closed
OkNotOk911: awesome fucking awesome


carfbfar: i worked at a summer camp where they found a tape worm in the pool
carfbfar: once
OkNotOk911: wow
carfbfar: i had to tell 20 5-6 year olds they couldnt go swimming, and then i had 20 screaming and crying 6 year olds
carfbfar: which is awful
carfbfar: kids under 10 are nightmares
truth
carfbfar: these kids always wanted to be naked
carfbfar: and they peed the bed too much

[11:52] OkNotOk911: and tell him he has to buy that spray to put on each one, and that we may need to reprint them better with better scans

[11:58] carfbfar: he said he wants a cup of sour cream and one sliver of a grinded lemon

[11:58] OkNotOk911: tell him i will give him 4 dolalrs and he can go get all of that stuff, i dont know what type of lemons he enjoys

[11:59] carfbfar: green lemons
[11:59] carfbfar: that are not limes

[12:00] OkNotOk911: florida, california, or the middle east?
[12:00] carfbfar: russia

[12:02] OkNotOk911: from a scandinavian princess with short skirt and long legs, covered in fishnets, colored of the national flag, .. hands me a beautiful green lemon, that of which i have never seen before, which of which i will never witness again.. forever...

[12:03] carfbfar: she will be war torn swede, emigrated to that country from the age of 5 and 3 quarters.....she will meet you in the village square at 11.43 and 2 seconds. if your late, she will be forced to eat that lemon for she can only eat spinach every other tuesday on a full moon.

[12:04] carfbfar: her lively hood is selling those rare and secretive lemons
[12:04] carfbfar: and if they dont leave her hands at exactly that moment, they will spoil and stain her hands red
[12:05] carfbfar: for she carries a deep sin that even her physical presence is not acutely aware of

[12:06] OkNotOk911: but that green and red mixture, will produce something that a color wheel has never seen before. .. . .. the blood, the sweat, the tears, of an entire earth who knew mothing of her before this day.. this moment... will now know her name..... BLOOD RED is what they called here.. some called her BLOOD ORANGE but the green wasnt effective enough, not eve na little bit....

[12:12] carfbfar: she wanders aminlessly thru the square after someone has failed to come, the blood green orange red on her hands and the stain from the devoured orange on his lips, glistening in the spring sun. past carts of dull brown cloth and baskets of wicker woven shoes. she searches for a child with brown and white hair, approx. 849 cm tall, with gray green eyes.

[12:16] carfbfar: she secretly sticks straw down the back of his shirt. and is taken back to a time when she could taste the cripsy scales of a fish in her seaside home.

[12:19] OkNotOk911: the seaside was frozen in this new day. she realized that she would never see it again........... this mad world has only seen the beginning of Blood Red. . . the new world order was in out immediate future. she was the immortal, she was the thing we dreamed of, what movies were about, the perfect, the fishnets.....

[12:25] OkNotOk911: whew....

APRIL 25, APRIL 26 - 2006

[12:55] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: ooo i've got a long list of music for you to download!
[12:56] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: you're going to have so much fun!
[12:56] He was a real boy!!!!: lol.... i need to find you a program
[12:56] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: yes you do!!!
[12:57] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: but i already have one...
[12:57] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: Gravebit
[12:58] He was a real boy!!!!: i heard that the RIAA closed that one
[12:58] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: ha ha ha
[12:58] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: how depressing
[13:00] He was a real boy!!!!: yea, they caught him dowmlaoding that song named Popcorn by the Popcorn Makers
[13:00] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: caramel was my favorite of all the singles
[13:00] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: sweet and caring song
[13:00] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: down the throat
[13:00] He was a real boy!!!!: Popcorn is a real song thank you!
[13:01] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: really? by who?
[13:01] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: please don't tell me that Popcorn Makers is real

THE NEXT DAY (TODAY)

[10:25] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: he was a real boy, and she was a real bitch
[10:25] He was a real boy!!!!: siempre
[10:25] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: lol
[10:26] He was a real boy!!!!: (Link: http://www.popcorn-song.com/)http://www.popcorn-song.com/
[10:26] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: what's with the spanish man?
[10:26] He was a real boy!!!!: look under 1972
[10:26] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: 1972?
[10:26] He was a real boy!!!!: popcorn makers - popcorn, and you know the song
[10:27] He was a real boy!!!!: goto versions
[10:27] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: wait, is it under "dwnloads"?
[10:27] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: ahh - now you are making sense
[10:28] Nero's Indulgence As Mine...: ha ha ha - gayest song ever


Thank you ladies and gentlemen.